Groundhog Day - female Marmota monax want gender parity!
February 2 - Groundhog Day - For years, the world of early spring harbingers has been an old boys' network dominated by Punxsutawney Phils, Wiarton Willie, Shubenacadie Sam and Buckeye Chucks
- Wiarton Willie (Canada's most well-known groundhog) NO SHADOW - early spring
- Shubenacadie Sam (Nova Scotia) NO SHADOW - early spring
- Balzac Billy, Balzac, Alta - NO SHADOW - early spring
- Watson Willow from Watson, Sask
- Manitoba's Merv in Oak Hammond Marsh, Man - SHADOW - forecasting six more weeks of winter
- Woody (is a female) from Howell, Mich - agreed with their Canadian counterparts - NO SHADOW - early spring
- Gen. Beauregard Lee in Georgia - agreed with their Canadian counterparts - NO SHADOW
- Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil - lone voice of dissent. He spotted his shadow, forecasting six more weeks of winter.
- Buckeye Chuck in Ohio - NO SHADOW - calling for an early spring
- Malverne Mel from Malverne, N.Y., on western Long Island - NO SHADOW - calling for an early spring
- Staten Island Chuck, in New York State. NO SHADOW - calling for an early spring
Rumours abound that Gertie, the resident Groundhog at Wildlife Prairie State Park, decided she had not seen her shadow and thus Spring is just around the corner. Park officials say Gertie has about a 70% accuracy rate. And at Lakeview Museum this morning, Gracie the Groundhog, also did not see her shadow and predicts an early Spring. Both Gertie and Gracie have been ignored by the media in favour of their ,male counterparts - if you have any further information - please send to Ms G - perhaps she could form a women's committee?
And can someone call Michigan and talk to Sister "Woody"?
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Help Make Ms. G the Official 'Groundhog of the Commonwealth!'
We all know Punxsutawney Phil, that famous groundhog in Pennsylvania who emerges from his winter burrow on February 2 every year to give us a weather forecast for the rest of winter. What you may not know is that Massachusetts also has our own weather-forecasting groundhog, the amazing Ms. G. And with your help, we can make Ms. G the official 'Groundhog of the Commonwealth!' We're filing a bill with the Massachusetts State Legislature to make it official, but we need your help. Sign the petition to show your support for Ms. G, and read on for more about groundhogs!
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